Hey Pete! Did you hear the one about the guy who dies and trys to enter heaven but is told by St. Peter that in order to do so he must write all his sins on a tablet with a piece of chalk? As he is writing he notices this guy who rushes past St. Peter and through the Pearly Gates with out stopping. He asks St. Peter how come this guy gets to go in immediately. St. Peter answers that he is not entering Heaven but is just stopping in the guard room to get more chalk. We will miss you big guy!
